78 definitions by BATMAN

rubber necker

Person who cranes, stains or otherwise awkwardly turns their head and stares while passing the scene of something interesting (usually morbid in nature).

This is usually seen and performed while driving past the scene of an accident, or any other incident where there are police, firemen or ambulances with lots of flashing lights.

by BATMAN July 12, 2004

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by BATMAN July 22, 2004

lips on balls

The position one is found in after suffering a fatality incured by finally reaching.

Dude, my aunt found my cousin lips on balls no sheezy.

by BATMAN December 13, 2002

absofuckinlutely

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

by BATMAN November 10, 2001

Maelstrom

Absolut Ownage.

Damn, The Maelstrom's 1339.

by BATMAN November 11, 2003

spossle

Apple (as opposed to boysenberry)

Mom: What flavors of jelly?
Jacob: Spossle and boysenberry.
Mom: What was the first one?
Jacob: Apple.

by BATMAN July 1, 2004

Foog

short for Foogot

Dan: shut up matt
Matt: your such a foog

by BATMAN March 6, 2004