6 definitions by B Tsunami

When you have anticipation of buying a girl dinner to have sex with her.

When a girl goes on one dinner date and hooks up with you.
Thanks to tinder, I've had the best luck with the ol' Chow and plow.

Life regret: Did the ol' Chow and plow after taking a girl to the Taco Bell. Sex turned into a chili cook-off.
by B Tsunami October 22, 2019
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(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
by B Tsunami July 1, 2019
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Someone who is absolutely ignorant to their gross way of life. Someone who then tries to tell you their way of life is the only way of life. A person who is devoid of moral understanding and who repeatedly spreads lies about their real agenda.
Ilhan Omar is a scumbag.
Alexandria Cortez is a serious scumbag.
The liberal far left is a sea of scumbags.
by B Tsunami September 29, 2019
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A person who resorts to Urban dictionary and Wikipedia to write fake words or spread propaganda because they have sand in their vagina over their political views.
You hear what that politicunt on CNN was saying?

That politicunt on Fox seriously needs to get some vagisil.

You watch that politicunt on MSNBC??? Yeah neither did I that network is trash.
by B Tsunami July 1, 2019
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When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)
Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.
by B Tsunami April 6, 2019
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Girl said my shit was dirt mcgurk...
I said damn: "bitch this shit was taint-genie yesterday". Don't be diggin seagulls ho.
by B Tsunami April 17, 2019
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