Fountaining

The act of getting blind drunk, passing out, and urinating in the air whilst lying down. This creates a fountain effect.

Robert was fountaining again last night after that gallon of Budweiser.

by Azazel666 May 15, 2010

Tarmaccing

The act of involuntarily defecating in one's sleep, and rolling over the fresh produce until it is thinly and evenly spread over the mattress. Normally happens after a Guinness/curry combo.

Adam won't have more than three pints of Guinness on a curry night for fear of tarmaccing.

by Azazel666 May 15, 2010