3 definitions by Autumn Applegate

Normally, people spend most of their childhood in a prison called school. As your annoying alarm clock starts ringing, you slap it to shut it down and then that's when you realize it- the break is over. You reluctantly pick yourself up drag yourself to school. When you get there, you stare endlessly at the towering building, wishing for a snow day so you don't have to go to school. As the bell rings, all your fellow prisoners go with you inside the school. You then sit down in your homeroom, where the warden makes sure everyone is present. As the warden, also known as a teacher, calls your friend's name and no one responds, it is clear he has escaped. The teacher calls the principal, who calls your friend's parents, who tells them he is sick. You sigh as you place your forehead on your desk.
Why is there such thing as school?
by Autumn Applegate March 2, 2021
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A lame reason for getting out of something. For example, "I didn't have anything to eat for breakfast so I ate my essay". Or "excuse" in the word "excuse me". For example, "excuse me for sneezing on your dress."
Excuse me, but that was a lame excuse.
by Autumn Applegate February 18, 2021
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