1 definition by Australian's Dictionary

# fats

A number out of 10, 1 being mildy over-weight and 10 being so fat you lye naked in your bed all day waiting for a fire crew and paremedics to feed you then hose you down, followed by the word fat, to describe how fat someone is.

Employee: Ohh my manager Matt is soooo fat!

Friend: How fat?

Employee: 5 fats! 5 fats Matt.

# fats.

by Australian's Dictionary August 24, 2008