Urban Dictionary: Author Assweepay2

1.

Quite possibly the gayest Olympic event ever.

A: Is that the Ambiguously Gay Duo diving into the pool?

B: No, it's Men's Synchronized Diving.

by Assweepay2 July 31, 2012

2.

The female equivalent of jacking off, or masturbation.

I caught her jacqueen off with a black double-dong dildo.

by Assweepay2 June 24, 2012

3.

Chief Executive Officer I'd Like to Fuck

Marissa Mayer is a ceoilf

by Assweepay2 July 17, 2012

3 definitions by Assweepay2