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Men's Synchronized Diving

Quite possibly the gayest Olympic event ever.

A: Is that the Ambiguously Gay Duo diving into the pool?

B: No, it's Men's Synchronized Diving.

#olympics #race walking #ambiguously gay duo #ace #gary

by Assweepay2 July 31, 2012

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jacqueen off

The female equivalent of jacking off, or masturbation.

I caught her jacqueen off with a black double-dong dildo.

#jacking off #jilling off #ejillculate #masturbation #dildo

by Assweepay2 June 24, 2012

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ceoilf

Chief Executive Officer I'd Like to Fuck

Marissa Mayer is a ceoilf

#chief executive officer #yahoo ceo #marissa mayer #google #milf

by Assweepay2 July 17, 2012

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