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3 definitions by Assweepay2

Quite possibly the gayest Olympic event ever.
A: Is that the Ambiguously Gay Duo diving into the pool?

B: No, it's Men's Synchronized Diving.
by Assweepay2 July 31, 2012
The female equivalent of jacking off, or masturbation.
I caught her jacqueen off with a black double-dong dildo.
by Assweepay2 June 24, 2012
Chief Executive Officer I'd Like to Fuck
Marissa Mayer is a ceoilf
by Assweepay2 July 17, 2012