4 definitions by Assman Bob

hipcat

Hipcat1: See Ben or Mick.

Hipcat2: A really funkadelic and radical and hip person that you strive to become exactly like.

Ben and Mick are the two coolest hipcats ever.

by Assman Bob February 21, 2004

weinernipple

A name for a person who could be called: dumb, a dolt, a moron, a republican, a jackass, or a bumnut.

I brainfreezed that guy over there then I called him a "weinernipple". He then started crying.

by Assman Bob March 12, 2004

brainfreeze

When you (a male) are having sex with someone's ear and you splooge all into the person's ear.

I brainfreezed my girlfriend last night.

by Assman Bob February 21, 2004

phillie

A slang term for a person who is Republican. It is usually considered an insult because Republicans only care for the well-being of themselves and other rich people.

"See that weinernipple over there? He's a phillie."
"Is that why you brainfreezed him?"
"You know it! I'm a hipcat!"

by Assman Bob March 12, 2004