Ass's definitions

Crackdunk

anal sex. see butt pirate.

"I hear that he enjoys a crackdunk once in a while. Gross."

by Ass July 27, 2003

romf

to be an asshole.

frequently written on the backs of taco shops.

Damn, he was romfing all over the place.

Dont be such a romf.

by ass May 13, 2005

old e

short for "Old English 800" malt liquor. Also pronounced "ol' e"

Adam's drinkin a 40 of Old e

by Ass January 29, 2003

Lambretta

Great t-shirt company who make superior clothing with a scooterboy logo on the front.

Wow, I love your lambretta go-ped.

by Ass December 6, 2003

hotdog

shouted when you desire to lay claim to shotgun in a car

Hotdog! ha ha, you got da buns!

by ass May 13, 2005

aww

Loud squawking noise. Compulsory reply to a cuss being made, usually regarding the diminutive size of a penis.

Often follows mpuh, but use after other insults is acceptable.

-5 nanometres long eh?
-AWWWWWWWWWW

by Ass January 13, 2005

zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005