Ass's definitions

old e

short for "Old English 800" malt liquor. Also pronounced "ol' e"

Adam's drinkin a 40 of Old e

by Ass January 29, 2003

Tard

A word for people too retarded to spell out retard.

Shut up dumby tard.

by ass March 27, 2003

hooters

the boobs dumbass!!!!!!!!

boobs/brests/the nipple things

by ass March 8, 2003

zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

pepsi

Suger water that has been turned into a dark brown, almost black, color.

Dude, why is this sugar water black?

by ass April 4, 2003

missiles

Really huge breasts....

by ass June 16, 2003

aww

Loud squawking noise. Compulsory reply to a cuss being made, usually regarding the diminutive size of a penis.

Often follows mpuh, but use after other insults is acceptable.

-5 nanometres long eh?
-AWWWWWWWWWW

by Ass January 13, 2005