Aspirex's definitions
Fairly self-explanatory drinking game. One person says 'I drink,' and takes a drink. They then say 'you drink' to the second player. The second player replies by saying 'I drink,' taking a drink, and returning the favour with a call of 'you drink.' The game continues until you're out of beer.
by Aspirex November 18, 2005
Get the I Drink, You Drinkmug. The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.
This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
Get the five cougars thanksmug. by Aspirex November 17, 2005
Get the sweet fuck allmug. The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.
By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.
(He misses the shot; later)
Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
(He misses the shot; later)
Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
Get the poofter stickmug. Slang term for boogie-board, surfboard, or any other type of wave-riding board. Reference to the Schapelle Corby case, in which Schapelle Corby failed miserably in an attempt to smuggle marijuana into Indonesia in a boogie-board bag.
by Aspirex November 19, 2005
Get the bag of marijuanamug. A person from the Australian state of New South Wales; used as slang derogatory by Victorians and Queenslanders.
Explanation: The three eastern states of Australia are Queensland in the north, Victoria in the south, and New South Wales between them. They are colloquially seen as being Canada, Mexico and the USA respectively. Since seppo is a slang term for American (see above definitions), it becomes a slang term for a New South Welshman.
Explanation: The three eastern states of Australia are Queensland in the north, Victoria in the south, and New South Wales between them. They are colloquially seen as being Canada, Mexico and the USA respectively. Since seppo is a slang term for American (see above definitions), it becomes a slang term for a New South Welshman.
by Aspirex April 8, 2006
Get the seppomug. Under Pirate Rules, the least pleasant person to be. The Cabin Boy must do whatever other pirates tells him to do. The position of Cabin Boy is randomly conferred upon different people by mob consensus.
Pirate 1: Argh! Heartily consume this quart of rum, then go and pick up that large, ugly wench.
Cabin Boy: Yes sir.
Cabin Boy: Yes sir.
by Aspirex December 26, 2005
Get the Cabin Boymug.