Aspirex's definitions

bill buckner

In any sport, to have the ball accidentally roll between one's legs, based upon the famous error in Game 6 of the 1986 World Series.

The Baggers scored the goal after Darren got Bill Buckner-ed by the footy.

by Aspirex December 26, 2005

Jill Singer

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.

Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.

by Aspirex November 20, 2005

square root of sweet fuck all

Even less than sweet fuck all.

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

helicopter

To spin around in circles while munting.

Helicopter! Blaarrrghgghhagh.

by Aspirex December 28, 2005

pants down

The penalty for losing a game of 8-ball (standard pool) without potting a single ball is to walk around the table with one's pants down (or skirt up), according to official pub rules. This counts for any loss, including accidental sinking of the eight ball.

1: You suck at pool; I beat you pants down.

by Aspirex December 26, 2005

Cabin Boy

Under Pirate Rules, the least pleasant person to be. The Cabin Boy must do whatever other pirates tells him to do. The position of Cabin Boy is randomly conferred upon different people by mob consensus.

Pirate 1: Argh! Heartily consume this quart of rum, then go and pick up that large, ugly wench.
Cabin Boy: Yes sir.

by Aspirex December 26, 2005

I Drink, You Drink

Fairly self-explanatory drinking game. One person says 'I drink,' and takes a drink. They then say 'you drink' to the second player. The second player replies by saying 'I drink,' taking a drink, and returning the favour with a call of 'you drink.' The game continues until you're out of beer.

1: I drink, you drink.
2: I drink, you drink.
Et caetera.

by Aspirex November 18, 2005