Aspirex's definitions

square root of sweet fuck all

Even less than sweet fuck all.

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Jill Singer

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.

Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.

by Aspirex November 20, 2005

rogaining

A particularly munt-filled beer drinking event. Competitors compete head to head in an event in which they must skol one beer at each of five stations, and sprint around 50m between stations (often a circuit is set up with the first and last stops at the same station). Notorious for shaking and bloating the stomach while drinking, causing mass amounts of high-velocity chunder into bins which are generally kept at the stations.

D'ya see him munt all over himself at the rogaining?

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

bag of marijuana

Slang term for boogie-board, surfboard, or any other type of wave-riding board. Reference to the Schapelle Corby case, in which Schapelle Corby failed miserably in an attempt to smuggle marijuana into Indonesia in a boogie-board bag.

Nice bag of marijuana you've got on your roof-rack.

by Aspirex November 19, 2005

shnorkel

A technique for the rapid consumption of beer from bottles. A bendy straw is inserted into the top of the bottle, and is bent over the side; then, the beer can be consumed from the mouth of the bottle, leaving the bendy straw exposed to allow air into the bottle.

1: Everyone outside, we're shnorkelling.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

hoover

The obligatory act of drinking beer off the floor after one has spilled it.

Hoover, motherfucker. Don't waste the beer.

by Aspirex December 28, 2005

sweet fuck all

A very small quantity indeed.

1: I've done sweet fuck all study for this exam.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005