douchebucket

A bucket of douche water.

"That dude is a serious fucking douchebucket!"

by AshlyL July 12, 2015

Sarchasm

The void into which you fall when you fail to detect sarcasm.

"I don't think he got the joke, dude. He fell right into the sarchasm."

by AshlyL September 26, 2017

slut

A chick who gets what she wants, which is usually sex. She's usually only called a "slut" by guys who wish they could get away with having the kind of power she has over the opposite sex.

"Have you heard about what's-her-face? She's a slut!"

"Yeah, she gets more ass than a toilet seat! What's her secret?"

"I'm afraid it's out of our grasp...we're just a couple of no-pussy-getting-motherfuckers!"

by AshlyL August 17, 2011