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The act of molestation by Steve Urkel. Not Jaleel White, but Steve Urkel. If the molesting is by another person but uses a quote from Steve Urkel as in "Did I do that?" that is a form of bejoty also.
After Sara committed bejoty to the child, all he ever felt like doing in his life were to drive and live on golf carts.
by Artie Milano :| November 3, 2006
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