7 definitions by Artemboss
Kid 1: “Man, what’s this thing growing between my legs?”
Kid 2: “That’s The Donald. You’ll want to satisfy him with pussy when you’re older.”
1 day later:
“Bitch say hi to The Donald.”
Kid 2: “That’s The Donald. You’ll want to satisfy him with pussy when you’re older.”
1 day later:
“Bitch say hi to The Donald.”
by Artemboss July 18, 2018
Slang term used in ‘Murica for:
non-whites, non-Chistians, and non-Americans, as well as
whites, Christians, and Americans
Universally means cock-sucking faggot unless you’re in the Pentagon, in which case it’s a term of endearment for your boss
non-whites, non-Chistians, and non-Americans, as well as
whites, Christians, and Americans
Universally means cock-sucking faggot unless you’re in the Pentagon, in which case it’s a term of endearment for your boss
by Artemboss July 18, 2018
by Artemboss July 18, 2018
by Artemboss August 7, 2018
A side dish so bad it tastes like sewer and makes you want to commit suicide after eating it.
Often seen at over-marketed joints like 99 and Olive Garden to make their meals look larger.
Often seen at over-marketed joints like 99 and Olive Garden to make their meals look larger.
Good restaurant visiter tries the side: “Eeugh. This Tastes like total shit. It’s fucking Sewerside”
Calls over-helpful bitch waitress who wants a good tip: “Can you replace this with something edible?”
Bitch waitress: “I can get you another of the same.”
...Good restaurant visitor commits suicide
Calls over-helpful bitch waitress who wants a good tip: “Can you replace this with something edible?”
Bitch waitress: “I can get you another of the same.”
...Good restaurant visitor commits suicide
by Artemboss July 18, 2018
A black male human who lives in the desert under the sand, and feeds on prey by thrusting his head above ground and grabbing onto passerby with his teeth.
British guy 1: “We lost five men in the Gigi desert. Four died of heat and one was dragged under by a Sand Nigger.”
British guy 2: “A Sand Nigger! By God, I would give anything to see one in person.”
British guy 1: “Anything?”
British headline 2 years later:
“Expedition Leader Loses Penis to Sand Nigger and Survives. Says He has No Regrets”
British guy 2: “A Sand Nigger! By God, I would give anything to see one in person.”
British guy 1: “Anything?”
British headline 2 years later:
“Expedition Leader Loses Penis to Sand Nigger and Survives. Says He has No Regrets”
by Artemboss July 18, 2018
A wall Donald Trump wants to build as part of his master plan to grab em by the pussy.
Step 1: Build wall
Step 2: kick out Latino men
Step 3: Easy picking of hot latina chicks
Step 1: Build wall
Step 2: kick out Latino men
Step 3: Easy picking of hot latina chicks
Intelligent person: “The true purpose of Trump’s Wall is something the Fake News Media won’t tell you.”
by Artemboss July 18, 2018