ArmyDave's definitions

gunt kick

A hard, "Bruce Lee cross-kick style" kick to a fat bitch's gunt. Used in self defense after a fat bitch gets drunk and thinks she has a chance with you. If you don't know what a gunt is, look it up.

I was at this party one time and this fat bitch named Terry* "Fatty" McGatty came up and drunkly told me that she wanted to fuck me, right in front my slimmer girlfriend. So, as any man of sound mind and body would do, I gave her a hard Gunt Kick, grabbed my girl by the hand and ran like hell. Everyone saw it. My buddy Sherwin later told me "It was the Gunt Kick heard around the world". *first name changed

by ArmyDave October 1, 2006

piss gun

When you take water gun and fill it up with piss instead. Good for shattering the will and innocence of young children.

"Those little bastards across the street kept kicking their damn ball on to my lawn, so I got out the ol' Super Soaker piss gun and doused em'. Damn kids."

*actual story told to me by my Grandfather, God rest his gentle soul

by ArmyDave October 25, 2006

scroate

A person who is new to an organization

"Don't worry Sarge, I got that scroate cutting the grass with scissors right now"

by ArmyDave October 25, 2006

give 'er

A Canadian saying, usually used in the Maritime Region, to command an effort of some sort

1. "All right Barney, when I spread this goat's ass and say go, you just give 'er!!!!!"

2. ... so then he says it's touching cloth and I says give 'er lad, no one'll know it was you......

by ArmyDave September 25, 2006

shit hawk

a seagull, so named because they are everywhere, crapping on your car and occasionally your person

"Keep your fly done up or a shit hawk will get you!!!" said Mom, as she lay on her deathbed dying of testicular cancer.

by ArmyDave October 25, 2006

Ontario Regiment

The best armoured recce regiment in Canada, known for producing professional grade soldiers of the highest quality. Much better then the fucking GG's, who produce nothing but lazy,immigrant trash, slackers and crows. Home of Pimp Diddy.

The Ontario Regiment started out as the Whitpy Highland Rifle Company in 1827. Today, it is the finest Armoured Recce regiment in Canada.

by ArmyDave October 28, 2006