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A short Italian Corperal in the Ontario Regiment. He could'nt get laid for a long time, then all of a sudden he had bitches coming out his ass. He also makes alot of references to screwing other people's mothers.
I was out in the field one time, having a smoke, when Pimp Diddy came out of the bush covered in blood. When I asked what happened, he said he just got done fucking my mom and she had her period all over him. True Story.
by ArmyDave October 5, 2006
Get the pimp diddy mug."Keep your fly done up or a shit hawk will get you!!!" said Mom, as she lay on her deathbed dying of testicular cancer.
by ArmyDave October 25, 2006
Get the shit hawk mug.When you take water gun and fill it up with piss instead. Good for shattering the will and innocence of young children.
"Those little bastards across the street kept kicking their damn ball on to my lawn, so I got out the ol' Super Soaker piss gun and doused em'. Damn kids."
*actual story told to me by my Grandfather, God rest his gentle soul
*actual story told to me by my Grandfather, God rest his gentle soul
by ArmyDave October 25, 2006
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Get the scroate mug.When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.
by ArmyDave January 8, 2007
Get the mark of the swamp donkey mug.The best armoured recce regiment in Canada, known for producing professional grade soldiers of the highest quality. Much better then the fucking GG's, who produce nothing but lazy,immigrant trash, slackers and crows. Home of Pimp Diddy.
The Ontario Regiment started out as the Whitpy Highland Rifle Company in 1827. Today, it is the finest Armoured Recce regiment in Canada.
by ArmyDave October 28, 2006
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