6 definitions by Arianna Jeret
The process of discarding multiple unwanted dating profiles as you swipe left and left and left again within various dating apps.
I opened up Tinder this morning and felt like all I did was waste an hour cyber-canning freaks of nature!
by Arianna Jeret June 30, 2015
When happily married people try to tell singles how things REALLY are in the modern realm of love and dating.
by Arianna Jeret January 27, 2017
A vagina-scented candle.
by Arianna Jeret July 17, 2020
An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.
I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.
by Arianna Jeret June 27, 2013
1. An expression used upon an occurrence so horrifying, it cannot sufficiently be expressed by the word "fuck."
2. An adjective used to describe something so horrifying, it cannot sufficiently be described as merely "fucked."
2. An adjective used to describe something so horrifying, it cannot sufficiently be described as merely "fucked."
1. When Jonathan found out that not only had his new girlfriend made him an orange, purple and green scarf for his birthday, but that expected him to wear it to a party where he would meet her fitness model ex-boyfriend for the first time, all he could think to himself was, "Awfuk."
2. Jonathan returned from the party alone after his girlfriend left swiftly with her ex. It was awfucked.
2. Jonathan returned from the party alone after his girlfriend left swiftly with her ex. It was awfucked.
by Arianna Jeret February 16, 2016
A practice that involves a group of men ejaculating on one person, usually a woman, via explicitly sexual opening messages on online dating and social media sites.
Jennifer could not believe the torrent of e-bukkake awaiting her in her OkCupid inbox after work yesterday.
by Arianna Jeret February 16, 2016