168 definitions by ApricotFields

Kidultery

The occasional session of kidultery on both sides kept them happily married and neither ever found out.

by ApricotFields October 8, 2020

The irrational fear of child sexuality and be extension minor attracted people.

One possible explanation for the ubiquity pedonymphophobia is the neuroses created by the conditions of the traditional family.

by ApricotFields September 29, 2021

Like boyshorts but in the brief shape more commonly associated with women's underwear.

These girlshorts help me feel as sexy as if I wear wearing lingerie but give the added comfort of boyshorts.

by ApricotFields May 25, 2019

Pronounced somewhat like "Djev-chinka" (with a short "i" sound), this is a polish girl.

I really wanted to talk to Konstancja at the party; that dziewczynka was fine!

by ApricotFields June 14, 2020

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.

People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

The process of releasing pre-ejaculate. It is not to be confused with premature ejaculation.

10 seconds between that impressive rack and he was already pre-ing.

by ApricotFields May 6, 2021

Looking after tweens but not paying too much attention to them because, hey, they're not little kids anymore...

Tweensitting is some easy money I tell ya'.

by ApricotFields July 2, 2020