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2 definitions by Apon

 
1.
A person you can count on to whip out the tequila, sombreros, and chest hair who fits easily into suitcases.
I can't believe he got naked and rode around on that goat. What an Arni thing to do!
by Apon May 30, 2010
 
2.
When a girl gives a footjob and shoulder massage simultaneously. She hugs him from behind while jerking her feet in an upwards and downwards motion around the penis and uses her hands on his shoulders in way that is similar to playing a piano.
Bobby: "I totally want a shoulder massage but I also REALLY want a footjob."
Dana: "It's okay, I'll do the pianoman... Danny and Amanda were talking about it today!"
by APON August 11, 2013