A flashy drink full of cheap shots that even the Irish find distasteful. Vegan (as it contains absolutely no traces of meat) and lacks any kind of consistency. Has a tendency to make all around it collapse when it is spoilt. Regularly devoured by Samoans, but makes New Zealanders (amongst others) sick upon sight.
Named after Australian Quade Cooper
"I thought she was cool, but when she ordered a tray of Quades I knew she was full of shit"