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Working long hours late at night at a thankless job all the while getting subjected to constant anal sex.
by Anthony is not a bot... August 18, 2019
Noun - Individual who holds the keys to the forklift. Envied by the entire staff at the potato factory. Backshift forklift Operator is the most elite position.
SemperFi Comic Guy: what's Cornrod been up to lately?
Ellen: He's killing it. He's the backshift forklift operator at the potato factory.
SemperFi Comic Guy: no shit?! Are you serious?
Ellen: Yes I'm totally serious!! Who would lie about being a coveted backshift forklift operator at the potato factory? That would be criminal.
Ellen: He's killing it. He's the backshift forklift operator at the potato factory.
SemperFi Comic Guy: no shit?! Are you serious?
Ellen: Yes I'm totally serious!! Who would lie about being a coveted backshift forklift operator at the potato factory? That would be criminal.
by Anthony is not a bot... May 8, 2020
The pussy sweeper is a phenomenon. It will rock a woman's world like she has never experienced before. The pussy sweeper is moustache with super powers. Very few men are blessed with the heaven sent pussy sweeper. If you find a man with a pussy sweeper you better keep him.
While executing cunnilingus on a female the male's pussy sweeper amplifies the event. The pussy sweeper is both perfect in length as is in texture. Oral sex will enter a new dimension. The woman will pant so hard she will feel light headed. Her whole body will be covered in goose bumps. She will get mildly sweaty but in a hot way not gross. In her head she will be begging for more and more but can't speak because her body will be trembling with delight. The woman's orgasm will be a combination of psychedelic, glorious, super cool, magical, neato, and more. The pussy sweeper can not be described properly in words. Following the big O the pussy sweeper morphs into a pussy mop and soaks up all the cum and saliva leaving the woman's poontang happy and clean.
The white pussy sweeper is hands down the ultimate supreme champion.
While executing cunnilingus on a female the male's pussy sweeper amplifies the event. The pussy sweeper is both perfect in length as is in texture. Oral sex will enter a new dimension. The woman will pant so hard she will feel light headed. Her whole body will be covered in goose bumps. She will get mildly sweaty but in a hot way not gross. In her head she will be begging for more and more but can't speak because her body will be trembling with delight. The woman's orgasm will be a combination of psychedelic, glorious, super cool, magical, neato, and more. The pussy sweeper can not be described properly in words. Following the big O the pussy sweeper morphs into a pussy mop and soaks up all the cum and saliva leaving the woman's poontang happy and clean.
The white pussy sweeper is hands down the ultimate supreme champion.
Sheila: You know Randy from work?
Brenda: Randy who used to date my cousin Erica?
Sheila: No!! pussy sweeper randy! He rocked my world. He licked hoo hoo with absolute perfection. Santa delivered my Christmas present early. My cooter was shaking with delight. My toes curled and I saw stars. Call pussy sweeper randy. He will smooch your cooch and leave you wanting more
Brenda: Randy who used to date my cousin Erica?
Sheila: No!! pussy sweeper randy! He rocked my world. He licked hoo hoo with absolute perfection. Santa delivered my Christmas present early. My cooter was shaking with delight. My toes curled and I saw stars. Call pussy sweeper randy. He will smooch your cooch and leave you wanting more
by Anthony is not a bot... March 29, 2020