67 definitions by Ant

flumpus

An idiot, lil bro that u want to beat the living shat out of all the time.

the flumpus pissed me off so much that i tied him to a chair and pissed on his face.

by Ant April 2, 2004

salabadert

A fucking hilarious noise that you make while having your first period or orgasm.

I fucked this girl who was salabaderting while having her first orgasmic experience as i was skeeting in her eye!

by Ant June 4, 2004

morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

by Ant August 5, 2004

paralytic

Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic

What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!

by Ant July 5, 2004

poodlefaking

to fornicate (in the gerund), fucking (verb only)

We wuz poodlefaking on the sofa when my bad ass little sister barged in.

by Ant July 17, 2003

G.S.S.W

girls should smoke weed

g s s w girls should smoke weed

by Ant March 10, 2003

The Friday Night Project

MKeaning to fuck every Friday Night on a regular basis.

Right, I've got an erection, time to work on our Friday Night Project!

by Ant April 11, 2005