18346 definitions by Anonymous

The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004
the number one cause of divorce
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
Acronym for, for fuck's sake.
by Anonymous September 10, 2002
TRUE: louder, faster form of rock and roll, often antiestablishment
FALSE: fast, tonedeaf pop-rock, often about relationships
TRUE: The Ramones
FALSE: Blink 182
by Anonymous February 09, 2003
The art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.
I performed cunnilingus on her until my tounge couldn't move anymore, she appreciated it very much.
by Anonymous May 05, 2003
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One of the greatest rappers of all time. His lyrics cannot be matched. Oh yeah, and he shit on Jay-Z.
by Anonymous May 21, 2003
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