17 definitions by AnonJudicator

clap dem cheeks

To engage in intercourse with a female from the rear while simultaneously striking her buttocks (i.e. "clapping").

Veronica has a tight ass, I want to clap dem cheeks

by AnonJudicator April 6, 2010

Florida Gators

Best football team in the SEC conference, and as proven in 2006 and 2008, best in the world. Always hated, often imitated, never duplicated.

God Himself supports the Florida Gators because the sky is Blue and the sun is Orange.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Big Ten

A Division I FBS athletic conference for college sports. Known for its obnoxious fan base, low scoring, unexciting style of play, disastrous trips to bowl games and generally playing second-fiddle to the SEC conference.

Person 1: Big Ten rocks!

Person 2: Yeah well then why in the past three years did they lose two football title games and one basketball title game to SEC teams?

Person 1: ...I don't know, you're right, Big Ten is overrated.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

Cupcake team

Refers to the crappy team many Division FBS (I-A) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. Teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough ass-whooping come time for conference games.

Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.

Vanderbilt is the SEC cupcake team.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

Niagara Falls

When a girl is extremely aroused and gets dripping wet down there in response.

I was talking dirty to my girlfriend and it was like Niagara Falls in her panties.

by AnonJudicator October 29, 2009

invade New Zealand

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.

Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.

by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009

Godzilla

What Japanese people are afraid of

Stan used a Godzilla model to successful defend Sea World from the Japanese

by AnonJudicator November 2, 2009