Anon's definitions

USM

1) Acronym: Unstoppable Sex Machine. Once used by the long disbanded British act, Carter USM.

2) Ultra Sexy Matsereguru. Alias of Dung Beetle, a once active member in the South Park online community who has vanished into obscurity.

by anon August 21, 2003

uncanny

Uncanny is a person who steals money by spamming

Uncanny makesummoney.sytes

by Anon June 4, 2004

poke

Nah nah people, you've got it all wrong(or maybe I have, but last time I heard this is what 'poke' or 'poking' is known as in Oceania). Poking is not having sex. It's when someone inserts their finger into a girl's pussy with a repeated thrusting motion. The girl's version of third base.

"Hey, has your bf poked you yet?"

by anon September 30, 2004

Morph

Morphine. Drug slang.

Don't operate a high speed drill press or drive a car after shooting up morph.

by anon September 27, 2004

Capybara

World's biggest living rodent and close relative of the guinea pig. A freakin' HUGE brown rodent found in the marshes of South America; looks like a cross between a brown guinea pig and a cow (with duck feet). The rodentine answer to the hippo--cattle egrets have even been seen perched on their backs. Favorite food of the anaconda.

The capybara herd roamed the Peruvian floodplains, wading through mud and grunting like buffalo.

by Anon November 13, 2004

w00tahgee

w00tahgees are a bunch of ninja-indians who kill everything

w00tahgees are attacking us!

by anon March 9, 2004

SUF

Acronym for Structurally Ugly Face. Only used in exceptional circumstances.

Andy is such a SUF that the bouncer refused to let him in the club!

by ANON May 13, 2005