Profuse defecation within 30 minutes of eating from Fairfield University's beloved Barone cafeteria. The onset of this condition usually takes 1-2 weeks to come to full strength, which includes more frequent defecation than ingestion.
Freshman: "Dude, I ate at Barone and then barely made it back to my dorm to take a shit."
Senior: "You sir, have just experienced your first Barone Shit."
Freshman: "I eat 2 meals a day and shit 5 times a day. Something's not adding up"