3 definitions by Annieger
n. name applied to the outrageously sunburned pate of a Northern Irishman vacationing in Florida caused by a liberal use of Bud Lite and “male” moisturizers.
Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.
by Annieger September 20, 2012
n. Man who becomes one with the hedge. Literally. Usually indigenous to Bangor NI and requires lager pints for communing.
Rona: Why is Roy stuck in our hedge at 3am?
Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.
Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.
by Annieger June 19, 2012
Turn predicted/probable success into a massive failure. Inspired by the 2015-2016 season of Hibernian FC.
by Annieger May 13, 2016