2 definitions by Annie Saben

alpert

cool, fun, kind fam! have the ability to fall asleep absolutely anywhere anytime! also rly funny!!

mom: Alpert’s coming over today!
anyone: hell yes, can’t wait!

by Annie Saben June 22, 2018

coolest fam out there. alpert’s are sure to make you laugh and have the ability to fall asleep anywhere any time!

guy: omg I love her but she can be such an alpert sometimes!
friend: Oh really? What happened?
guy: I was telling a story and she just fell asleep!

by Annie Saben June 22, 2018