2 definitions by Anne Boleyn B/Way Simp

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
I like
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff
They can not
I like
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card
I like
Skippin' gym
Scarin' her
Screwin' him
I like
Killer clothes
Kickin' nerds in the nose
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa)
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Honey what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove you're not a loser
Anymore
And step into my candy store
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
All you
Have to do
Say goodbye
To Shamu
That freak's
Not your friend
I can tell
In the end
If she
Had your shot
She would leave
You to rot
Course if you don't care
Fine, go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa)
Or forget that creep
And get in my jeep
Let's go tear up
Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Honey what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy
Anymore
And step into my candy store
“damn. i wish heather chandler would rail me while singing candy store.”
“WTF DAD YOU’RE SIXTEY-NINE!”
“so?”
by Anne Boleyn B/Way Simp February 5, 2022
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Anne Boleyn is sorry not sorry bout what she said, shes just tryna have some fun. don’t worry don’t worry don’t lose ur head, she didn’t mean to hurt anyone. LOL SAY OH WELL OR GO TO HELL! She is sorry not sorry bout what she said, so don’t lose ur head!
Anne Boleyn:
‘don’t be bitter. cause im fitter! why hasn’t it hit her? he doesn’t wanna bang you, SOMEBODY HANG YOU!
Catherine Of Araagon:
‘WOOOOOWWWW 🤬’
by Anne Boleyn B/Way Simp January 25, 2022
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