noise shard

A sharp, piercing sound that assaults one's ear like a projectile.
"Dude, turn down your ringer! You just lodged a noise shard in my ear."
by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010
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sympottyco

The phenomenon that occurs in the men's room when the sound of one man urinating causes the other men using the facilities to begin urinating as well.
Tex: "Have you noticed that when several guys are in the men's room, they all start to pee at about the same time? It's like we're all sympottyco, get it?"

Philip: "Dude. What's wrong with you? Guys don't talk about stuff like this."
by Anna LeStache October 06, 2011
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chai-dentity

1. The identification of a person by their habitual coffee drink order.

2. A fake name used when ordering coffee drinks.
1. (at coffee chain store) "They didn't ask you what drink you wanted." "Nah, they know my chai-dentity here."

2. "Why does it say 'Tom Petty' on the side of your Starbucks cup?" "Dude, that's my chai-dentity."
by Anna LeStache January 10, 2010
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shopping jihad

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.
"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"
by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010
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Sandynial

The mental state of a person who puts him- or herself in danger by refusing to heed evacuation warnings for Hurricane Sandy.
Resident #1: "I don't need to evacuate. These hurricane warnings are a bunch of hype."

Resident #2: "You are in deep Sandynial. Now get your crap and let's go!"
by Anna LeStache October 29, 2012
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Wi-gration

The act of wandering from spot to spot in search of WiFi (or an improved WiFi connection). People in the process of Wi-gration can be seen stalking through coffee shops, malls and other public spaces while staring intently at their electronic devices for evidence of connectivity.
When word got around that the connection seemed to get stronger beyond Gate 32B, there was a mass Wi-gration through the terminal.
by Anna LeStache January 22, 2013
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beta baby

The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.
Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."

Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."
by Anna LeStache April 20, 2011
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