noise shard

A sharp, piercing sound that assaults one's ear like a projectile.
"Dude, turn down your ringer! You just lodged a noise shard in my ear."
by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010
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denim rage

Seething and/or outbursts of anger caused by wearing uncomfortably tight jeans.
"OMG, I can't even breathe in these jeans. By lunchtime, I'll be lashing out with denim rage."
by Anna LeStache February 11, 2010
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Valholler

It sure is quiet around here since ol' Lester had that squirrel-hunting accident, but I know he's smiling down on us from Valholler.
by Anna LeStache January 16, 2013
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slow-drying

A term for blow-drying one's hair used to express impatience by the person (typically a male) waiting for the blow-drying to be completed.
Male #1: "Dude, it's time to go. What are you waiting for?"

Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."
by Anna LeStache February 03, 2010
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shopping jihad

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.
"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"
by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010
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Sandynial

The mental state of a person who puts him- or herself in danger by refusing to heed evacuation warnings for Hurricane Sandy.
Resident #1: "I don't need to evacuate. These hurricane warnings are a bunch of hype."

Resident #2: "You are in deep Sandynial. Now get your crap and let's go!"
by Anna LeStache October 29, 2012
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Wi-gration

The act of wandering from spot to spot in search of WiFi (or an improved WiFi connection). People in the process of Wi-gration can be seen stalking through coffee shops, malls and other public spaces while staring intently at their electronic devices for evidence of connectivity.
When word got around that the connection seemed to get stronger beyond Gate 32B, there was a mass Wi-gration through the terminal.
by Anna LeStache January 22, 2013
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