14 definitions by Anna LeStache
A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.
"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"
by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010
The mental state of a person who puts him- or herself in danger by refusing to heed evacuation warnings for Hurricane Sandy.
Resident #1: "I don't need to evacuate. These hurricane warnings are a bunch of hype."
Resident #2: "You are in deep Sandynial. Now get your crap and let's go!"
Resident #2: "You are in deep Sandynial. Now get your crap and let's go!"
by Anna LeStache October 29, 2012
The phenomenon that occurs in the men's room when the sound of one man urinating causes the other men using the facilities to begin urinating as well.
Tex: "Have you noticed that when several guys are in the men's room, they all start to pee at about the same time? It's like we're all sympottyco, get it?"
Philip: "Dude. What's wrong with you? Guys don't talk about stuff like this."
Philip: "Dude. What's wrong with you? Guys don't talk about stuff like this."
by Anna LeStache October 6, 2011
A term for blow-drying one's hair used to express impatience by the person (typically a male) waiting for the blow-drying to be completed.
Male #1: "Dude, it's time to go. What are you waiting for?"
Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."
Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."
by Anna LeStache February 3, 2010
1. The identification of a person by their habitual coffee drink order.
2. A fake name used when ordering coffee drinks.
2. A fake name used when ordering coffee drinks.
1. (at coffee chain store) "They didn't ask you what drink you wanted." "Nah, they know my chai-dentity here."
2. "Why does it say 'Tom Petty' on the side of your Starbucks cup?" "Dude, that's my chai-dentity."
2. "Why does it say 'Tom Petty' on the side of your Starbucks cup?" "Dude, that's my chai-dentity."
by Anna LeStache January 10, 2010
by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010
It sure is quiet around here since ol' Lester had that squirrel-hunting accident, but I know he's smiling down on us from Valholler.
by Anna LeStache January 16, 2013