popup

The asshole who invented them is now trying to patent embedded audio ads that you can't turn off.

AAAAARGH!!! I set up two popup blockers and STILL I can't surf the Goddamn web without encountering pages with popups that can't be closed. I'm gonna fucking kill the guy who invented these damn popups.

by angry July 15, 2003

B.E.T.

All they ever show are songs about love, romance, sex, getting that babe, tapping her booty, sex, fucking that bitch, girl dumped me, sex, cheating spouses, evertyhing else related to sex and romance.

God fucking dammit will B.E.T. start playing a whole lot more songs that don't involve sex and love. How about they start showing good old fashioned songs about going through life's struggles, or sympathy towards relatives/friends, or songs about educational inspiration. Or even songs about the joy of raising children. Because I refuse to believe that the only songs that black people are capable of diong are cheesy love songs.

by angry July 24, 2003

state trooper

Useless redneck cops whose purpose is to patrol unused backroads and harass hard-working, decent highway/freeway drivers by ambushing them from behind signs or shrubbery.

I hear that if you stretch an anus really wide, it becomes a state trooper.

Goddamn state trooper gave me a ticket for having my radio tuned to a rock music station when he pulled me over.

by angry June 17, 2003

The Eminem Show

Damn CDs don't melt fast enough in the furnace.

The Feminem show is NOT an album. It is simply a thrown-together racket of noise.

by angry October 06, 2003

LondonMad

Tight, rude to JSMOOTH

LondonMad all the time

by Angry April 02, 2023

stupid

1. Adj. Below substandard intelligence.
2. Adj. Description of 2 out of 3 of any person I come into contact with on an average day.
3. Adj. A state of bliss.

1. Self explanatory
2. I run into a lot of really stupid people on a daily basis.
3. I would feel blissful if I myself were stupid because I would not notice how stupid most people are, nor care if there were anyone smarter.

by Angry January 10, 2005

constitution

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.

by angry August 28, 2003