Andy M's definitions

r33t

stupid, retarded, or annoying

mostly used in chatting, but can be used in real life if you are a complete dork

Guest30403: YO U GOT ANY GAMEZ!~? MP3S!?
gordo: r33t.

by andy M April 6, 2004

lunchmeating

acting like a lunchmeat
eg, talking loudly on cell phone about stupid, pointless shit, or just acting like a dumb ditz

Look at all those idiot girls lunchmeating across the restaurant.. we're nearly 50 feet away, and I can STILL hear their retarded laughter.

by andy M April 2, 2004

self-important

a person who overestimates their own importance and exhibits arrogant or pompous behavior
aka lunchmeat

That self-important bitch just cut in front of us in line; she's too busy lunchmeating on her cell phone to notice anyone but herself.

by andy M April 2, 2004

Turd Merchant

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

by Andy M December 4, 2003

korean backslap

Like a normal backslap, only harder, and thus more painful.

"By the time this loads I could Korean Backslap her 5 times!"

by Andy M August 18, 2003

xln

alternative spelling of "excellent"

jobob: lol the boss just got extradicted to somalia
jodeen: xln

by Andy M November 13, 2005

Chocolate Chimney Sweep

A homosexual; a gentleman who enjoys clearing out a fellow gentleman's "chimney". The exchange of monies is not always necessary. The term is derived from the chocolate colour of the "chimney"

"Shut up Steve, you chocolate chimney sweep." or "Go sweep some chocolate chimneys you fudge packing ass bandit."

by Andy M December 4, 2003