5 definitions by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf

minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.

My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf June 14, 2018

chicago pussy

The effect achieved when a man tucks his genitalia betwixt his thighs creating a faux vagina.

*see fruit basket.

That scene in Silence of the Lambs with the Chicago pussy freaked me out!

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 19, 2018

sisticles

lady balls. see also: gogirlnads.

Damn! Nicola has some serious sisticles!

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf March 21, 2018

cincinnatti choker

During the act of fellatio, the gent's testicles drape around the neck of the giver, resulting in the appearance of a necklace.

Oh my god, Frank really gave Veronica a Cincinnatti choker last night!

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf September 9, 2018

tall dick

A condition wherein a person of taller than average height has average/below average penile dimensions.

I went down on Jimbo last weekend. Another case of tall dick.

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 5, 2018