anal fortitude

n. When someone's ass is so fat that it's impossible to have anal sex with them.
In prison, you need anal fortitude to survive.
by Andriznles & MC Derf July 28, 2006
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Citler

"Dude my friend has a citler."
by Andriznles & MC Derf July 29, 2006
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lemon head

n. the head of an asian man's penis.
Jane: "Man that lemon head tasted so fucking good last night!"
Julia: "Omfg yeah, the best kind of lemon head is the mongolian type... I love Mongolian BBQ."
by Andriznles & MC Derf July 29, 2006
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