Citler

n. A cat that looks like Hitler.

"Dude my friend has a citler."

Citler by Andriznles & MC Derf July 29, 2006

Cutlerception 

An interception thrown by quarterback Jay Cutler, especially one thrown in the redzone at an integral part of the game.

The Bears had 5 Cutlerceptions against the 49ers.

Cutlerception by The Raccoon January 3, 2011

Cutlery Drawer 

When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer

Can I join in with the spooning? Sure! We can make a cutlery drawer!

Cutlery Drawer by Basicallytbf. August 18, 2015

Jay Cutler'd 

To force something like Jay Cutler forces the football into double and triple coverage and to epically fail.

1. When I couldn't answer my girlfriend's question and she was looking at me weird, I Jay Cutler'd it and said the first thing that came into my head, and she dumped me. Fail.

2. I was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in Madden '10, I Jay Cutler'd it and threw a pick six. Fail.

3. I had an exam and didn't study, I had to write an essay about something I had no clue about. I then Jay Cutler'd it and wrote a bunch of bullshit, I got an F. Fail.

Jay Cutler'd by brightz[tyop] December 16, 2009

Cutlerish 

A gigantic pussy. Acting in a cowardly, timid or unmanly manner, especially in the presence of brave men. In general terms, the perceived failure to demonstrate sufficient robustness in the face of a challenging situation.

A reference to the 2011 NFC championship game in which Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, who was performing poorly, left the game with a knee injury, and did not return, despite his team being down and his being able to walk around on the side line.

My buddy is trying to break it off with his girl, but hes being really cutlerish about it.

Cutlerish by Heythere!!!! January 25, 2011

Pulled a Cutler 

Whenever you do a great job and just throw something away at the end, invalidating all work you did earlier, then you pulled a cutler.

The phrase originates due to the performance of the 2009 quarterback of the Chicago Bears: Jay Cutler. He knows

how to ruin games in an epic fashion.

No QB failures were more epic than Cutler's opening game with the Bears against longest-NFL rivalry Green Bay, where he managed to have 6 turnovers in a single game.

Others can argue how on November 12, 2009 when Cutler threw an interception in the end zone with 2 seconds left of play after marching the bears up the field for 70 yards, was a most epic quarterback failure. (He managed to throw 5 total interceptions this game).

Ever shoot pool clearing out every ball only to scratch on the 8 ball? You pulled a Cutler.

Ever been in Vegas, up 2000 dollars, only to bet it all on red and lose it all? You pulled a Cutler.

Pulled a Cutler by New York Transplant November 13, 2009

Jay Cutler'd 

When you use a minor injury to sit on the sidelines during an important event.

Tom pulled a Jay Cutler with his boss when he got a paper cut.

Tom: "I can't finish the presentation. I'm hurt."
Boss: "WTF. This is. really important. Millions of dollars are at stake. The whole company is counting on you."
Tom: "I'm injured. Sam the intern can finish. We aren't going to win the contract anyway."

Boss: "Sam you finish. Tom just Jay Cutler'd us."

Jay Cutler'd by presqueisle January 25, 2011