9 definitions by Andrew Waite

splead

Pronounced as if it were "SPREAD" but with an L instead of the R.

1) A deliberate mispronunciation of "spread", when used as a verb

2) A a gibberish verb that can be used to fill a gap

1) Splead it out a bit more!

2) If I could splead it, I would!

by Andrew Waite May 22, 2006

Tesco picnic

A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due to its 24-hour opening times. A selection of goods is purchased and are consumed in the car park.

It's 1 am and we're bored... let's rock down to Chesterfield for a Tesco Picnic.

by Andrew Waite September 9, 2005

taliban

The Indian Takeaway in Wirksworth, Derbyshire, England.

"This curry from the Taliban is great"

by Andrew Waite May 3, 2004

bassgasm

Where a woman orgasms simply by hearing loud resinating bass notes of the correct frequency.

Man this new ICE is the shizzle! It gave Suzie a bassgasm!

by Andrew Waite May 8, 2006

js

An insult. When someone makes a spelling error, they can be poked fun at by being called a "JS".

Person 1: Hey their, hwos it goign?
Person 2: HAHAHA, YOU JS

by Andrew Waite July 27, 2004

bance

1) To ruin, break or destroy something previously working

2) To lock a door in order to annoy people

3) To do a poor job

"Damn, this door has been banced"
"Stop bancing my computer"
"I banced this flat pack shelving unit"

by Andrew Waite April 29, 2004

Dreamcast Finger

A medical condition first coined with overuse of the SEGA Dreamcast but has now re-occurred due to the Microsoft X-Box. The dual trigger controller design means that after extended play of racing games, the right hand index finger can ache and become numb.


Also see: Playstation Thumb

I can't play Project Gotham any longer, I've got Dreamcast Finger.

by Andrew Waite July 6, 2004