17 definitions by Andos Hastos
Aaron: “Where are you off to Janelle?”
Janelle: “I need to tame a beast, I’ve had a tough mudder brewing all morning. If I don’t hurry up it’s gonna turn into a mud slide!”
Janelle: “I need to tame a beast, I’ve had a tough mudder brewing all morning. If I don’t hurry up it’s gonna turn into a mud slide!”
by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022
A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 25, 2021
Can fix or make anything, loves to be in charge of the BBQ. Builds beautiful historical cars from the ground up. Always willing to help when you need him, has longstanding friendship groups. Everyone loves Russ! Cherishes his family and puts up with Lesley.
by Andos Hastos November 1, 2021