4 definitions by Analsworth

An image of the anus taken at the moment of farting.
John lay down, lifted his legs, and spread his butt cheeks to take a selfie fartograph.
by Analsworth March 7, 2021
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An individual who takes photographs of someone’s anus at the exact moment of farting.
A skilled fartographer expertly captured the motion of the vibrating sphincter using time lapse fartography
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Noun: one who porks.
I porked my girlfriend last night, so I guess that makes me a porker.
by Analsworth March 7, 2021
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