3 definitions by American Hustler

Brando

The transition from hot male celebrity into a massive unattractive mess mirroring the trajectory of Marlon Brando. (e.g. Brendan Fraser, Val Kilmer, Vin Diesel in a few years (?) )

"If Val Kilmer doesn't want to go Brando, he'd better hire a personal trainer."

Vin Diesel to James Corden: The Late Late Show - 1/18/2017

James Carden: Do you ever think there will be a day, when you are just going to go nuts and let it all go?
Vin diesel: "Yes, I want to pull a Brando.

by American Hustler February 26, 2017

Dogspreading

The practice whereby a person walking their dog(s) on a leash allows the animal(s) to take all the space available with careless disregard for other pedestrians attempting to pass.

We kept trying to pass Maria and her dogs on the sidewalk but her dogspreading made it impossible to get by.

by American Hustler December 24, 2019

Sonsband

When the cougar marries the prey; i.e., the much, much younger husband of a cougar.

Demi Moore and her sonsband Ashton divorced after recurring arguments over Ashton's playstation time.

by American Hustler April 14, 2016