PTA

Parent Teacher Association; a great organization!

"Three letters that make the world a better place."
"S-e-x?"
"No, PTA."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 20, 2019

Caper Magic to Yourself Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with capers!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper Magic to Yourself Burger -- because capers are awesome, while magic is not."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018

When Harry Met Salami Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with salami

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the When Harry Met Salami Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Have a 9-1-1-derful day

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.

"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 25, 2018

Wilmingtonguing

Delaware guys are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Wilmingtonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Delaware. Literally, a Wilmington-tonguing!

I took a trip to Delaware last week, and this guy gave me the Wilmingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

You're Kimchi the Best Burger

A burger that comes with kimchi

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You're Kimchi the Best Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Second

The second is the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium-133 atom (at 0 Kelvin).

The second has an interesting definition!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018