41 definitions by Ambiguousgenitals

reddit redemption

When the members of a subreddit join forces to seek redemption, retribution, revenge, rewards, recognition, revolution, or all of the above against any individual, group, organization, city, state, municipality, country or the entire world who they feel have inflicted a wrong against them, others, or the entire world on account of their actions, inactions, or gaming of the overall financial and economic system to only benefit their interests and those of the 1% for almost all of recorded history.

Leia: Guys, I did some research and realized that a few Wall Street hedge funds have aggressively sold short GameStop shares to the tune of 140%. If we band together and buy GameStop we can trigger a short squeeze and screw these Wall Street firms and their cronies out of millions perhaps billions and show them what it's like to lose their home.
Luke: Great idea Leia! We may not work at fancy Wall St. Investment banks or live in million dollar penthouses but if we come together we can show these evil bastards how powerful people can be when they organize and work together for the common good and that no enemy too large or too powerful can be defeated through willpower and hope. Let's get this reddit redemption started!
Han: I just bought 50,000 call options of GME!
Chewie: Aarrr wgh ggwaaah!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Purple rain

The first ejaculation that a man experiences after having suffered through a case of blue balls.

I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

vacuum hole

A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.

Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Little red riding hood

Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.

Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

banana split dick

The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.

Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

Gravy funnel

A man or a woman's anal canal

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021