6 definitions by Amaretto Kramer
(pronounced SOH-tohs) Acronym meaning "Shit on top of shit." When you're having a day so bad, and it seems that absolutely nothing goes right, you're going through SOTOS.
Don't fuck with me today. I'm going through SOTOS, and I'm liable to twist someone's head off like a soda bottle!!!!
by Amaretto Kramer June 21, 2006
by Amaretto Kramer March 7, 2006
A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.
by Amaretto Kramer February 9, 2006
A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job.
by Amaretto Kramer February 8, 2006
Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!
by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006
The time of the month when police run around ticketing or arresting people to fill their quota. The tickets are usually for minor infractions, or trumped up offenses. (Ex: they catch someone urinating on a wall, and arrest them for indecent exposure)
by Amaretto Kramer February 16, 2006