6 definitions by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken
Noun. A fair and beautiful woman who, much like the megalodon shark, is larger than most of her kind.
Megalodon is to shark, as megalodonna is to belladonna.
Megalodon is to shark, as megalodonna is to belladonna.
Otis: You think Darcy will be at the party? I've wanted to hook up with her for a long time.
Gunther: Really? She weighs, like, three of you.
Otis: I know. Oh, how I long for my plump MEGALODONNA.
Gunther: Really? She weighs, like, three of you.
Otis: I know. Oh, how I long for my plump MEGALODONNA.
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken June 28, 2014
When a woman loves a terrible movie with an attractive male cast and pretends that the movie is amazing so that they don't have to admit to only enjoying it for the eye candy.
Gunther: "Hey, Otis, have you seen Magic Mike? I heard it's actually a really good movie with a thought provoking story." Otis: "Yeah, I've seen it. It was just a bunch of dudes flopping their junk around on a stage. Whoever told you it was amazing TWILIGHT HYPED the crap out of it."
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 9, 2013
Someone with an innate need to suck dicks comparable to the way a zombie needs to eat flesh. A dick zombie can be either male or female.
Otis: "Hey Gunther, guess who got to third base with Macy Hertz?" Gunther: "Everyone. That girl's a DICK ZOMBIE."
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 20, 2013
The act of pulling a character from a movie, TV show, book, or comic, into the real world. This would be the actual character from the story, NOT the actor who is portraying the character.
Otis: "Hey, Gunther, if you could make love to any woman of your choosing, who would you choose?" Gunther: "I'd LAST ACTION HERO Alice from the Twilight movies."
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 14, 2013
1. Verb. To steal the abilities, talents, or gifts of another human being through magical or supernatural means.
2. Verb. To cheaply copy another artist's style to the extent that you become a cartoonish portrayal of said original artist.
2. Verb. To cheaply copy another artist's style to the extent that you become a cartoonish portrayal of said original artist.
1. ex. If I could SPACE JAM Ron Jeremy's downstairs area, I'd get all the ladies.
2. ex. Gunther: "Hey, Otis, what do you think of the new Robin Thicke joint?" Otis: "I do not approve. He's just SPACE JAMMING Prince."
2. ex. Gunther: "Hey, Otis, what do you think of the new Robin Thicke joint?" Otis: "I do not approve. He's just SPACE JAMMING Prince."
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken August 29, 2013
Otis: "Hey, Gunther, have you seen any of the Twilight movies?" Gunther: "Yeah, they were awful. Alice was pretty hot though. She was definitely the PEANUT IN THE TURD."
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 15, 2013