47 definitions by All Bets Hedged

Blasting Burners

When 2 people press their buttholes against each others and pass gas.

My wife was made because she caught me and James blasting burners

by All Bets Hedged January 27, 2020

Neptune’s Nectar

The physical properties of the water at Great Wolf Lodge.

I don’t know why this place is no expensive. I guess the water is made of Neptune’s Nectar.

by All Bets Hedged February 25, 2020

Bips

The slapping sounds created when the scrotum bounces off of the sexual partner’s ass during each penetrating thrust of the penis

My neighbor was at it again, and I couldn’t tell if it was drums or bips

by All Bets Hedged June 12, 2021

2 Rocking

Defecating inside someone to assert dominance.

After he broke His opponents nose he resorted to 2 rocking him

by All Bets Hedged June 30, 2021

Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.

by All Bets Hedged March 7, 2020

Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

Serving Up Gems

When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.

He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021