47 definitions by All Bets Hedged

Scumble

People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.

It is gross, but he is a scumble.

by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021

Charging Up

When you stuff the head of your penis into your own asshole for the day

My dick was too big for my outfit so I knew I’d be charging up.

by All Bets Hedged October 31, 2021

Decking the Attic

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021

Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Unload the Uhaul

Taking a shit that you have been holding over the course of a cross country car ride

I was holding it in the car so long that I was relieved when I could finally unload the Uhaul.

by All Bets Hedged March 3, 2021

N95’ing

When you cover a woman’s mouth and nose in semen.

Keeping ladies safe these days by N95’ing them.

by All Bets Hedged April 20, 2020

Dom’s Bottom Drawer

A mans asshole

Bryce tried to put his totem pole in Dom’s Bottom Drawer

by All Bets Hedged April 4, 2020