Ali Lansing's definitions

Losing it Scale

Scale:
minor-intense

1. minor tizz
2. complete tizz and to-do
3. strop
4. a visit to strop central
5. F.T. (funny turn)
6. spazattack
7. complete ditherspaz
8. nervy b. (nervous breakdown)
9. complete nervy b.
10. ballisitcisimus

jaz had a complete nervy d. today in blodge when the teacher squirted big blood on her desk!

are you serious a 9 on the Losing it Scale

by Ali Lansing July 15, 2006

Party Hat

A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's and pregnency. Thank god for trogans, and if you dont like em just get birth control, or aids! :

1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

a 2 dollar insurance for teens who wanna fuck

safe sex!
ali: your going to have to bring the party hats
alex: i dont have any money
ali: well neither do i
alex: just like old times
ali: yeah old times where we were dating
alex: uhh i love you?

:

by Ali Lansing August 4, 2006

duffing up

duffing up is the female equivelant of beating up, or kicking ass. It's not so violent in a sense, and to a certain degree. It usually involves excessive screaming, clawing, pushing, and shit-talking.

ali is effing duffing up mandy, alis guna win, mandys so screwed.

by Ali Lansing July 15, 2006

Fringe

A goofy short bit of hair that comes down to your eyebrows, or near above. In America they are typically called "bangs". Some people can pull of a fringe (ie. me) while others look simply ridiculos.

your fringe is cute, cut to the side like that.

by Ali Lansing July 15, 2006