Ali Lansing's definitions

duffing up

duffing up is the female equivelant of beating up, or kicking ass. It's not so violent in a sense, and to a certain degree. It usually involves excessive screaming, clawing, pushing, and shit-talking.

ali is effing duffing up mandy, alis guna win, mandys so screwed.

by Ali Lansing July 15, 2006

Party Hat

A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's and pregnency. Thank god for trogans, and if you dont like em just get birth control, or aids! :

1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

a 2 dollar insurance for teens who wanna fuck

safe sex!
ali: your going to have to bring the party hats
alex: i dont have any money
ali: well neither do i
alex: just like old times
ali: yeah old times where we were dating
alex: uhh i love you?

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by Ali Lansing August 4, 2006

Snogging

FABBITY-FAB EXTRAS

Snogging Scale

.5 Sticky Eyes
1 Holding Hands
2 Arm Around
3 Goodnight Kiss
4 Kiss lasting over 3 mins. w/out a breath
5 Open Mouth Kissing
6 Tongues
6.5 Ear Snogging
6.75 Neck Nuzzling
7 Upper body fondling: outdoors
8 Upper body fondling: indoors (in bed)
9 Below Waist Activity (b.w.a.)
10 The Full Monty!!

snogging is basically kissing!

by Ali Lansing July 15, 2006

emassive

rather large
lengthy or big
often bigger than massive and enourmous,
a combination of the two words expressing a great amount, volume, or area of something.

often used in shock.

ali: dood paz, he was effing emassive, i was in shock
paz: he was that emassive?
ali: when he pulled out i started!

by Ali Lansing July 22, 2006