Definitions by AlgernonFTW

Off-seasonal Depression Disorder 

The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.

"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"

"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."

Off-seasonal Depression Disorder by AlgernonFTW September 21, 2011

Rock Boredom 

The level of boredom that is so extreme, you begin doing things that are entirely shameful and embarrassing. Sounds the same as "Rock bottom" in a Jersey accent, anyway.

You've officially hit rock boredom, buddy.

Rock Boredom by AlgernonFTW October 15, 2010

Horse Hockey 

An old-fashioned sounding way to say "bullshit."

That's a load of horse hockey!

Horse Hockey by AlgernonFTW June 4, 2009

Bust a Benjamin 

The act of taking out and using a $100 bill to pay for something. (Due to Benjamin Franklin's portrait on the bill).

"That'll be $96."
"Ooh, looks like I'll have to bust a Benjamin on this one..."

After you hand someone else a $100 bill, your friend might say:
"Damn son, who busted a Benjamin?!"

Bust a Benjamin by AlgernonFTW June 1, 2009