4 definitions by Alf Hart

Top Definition
The act of fondling a womens breasts and fingering her vagina
Hey Bert did you fuck her behind the bike sheds last night ? No man but I got tops and fingers.
by Alf Hart December 01, 2007
The act of performing oral sex to a woman's genitalia in a hungry fashion removing all secreted bodily fluids
Gertrude came in my mouth as I was plating out her pussy
by Alf Hart December 01, 2007
Someone who thinks it's hilarious being a fuckwit.
Hey bro that diddley doink over there just shat his pants and thinks it's funny
by Alf Hart September 21, 2008
Small balls of dried shit hanging from ass hairs.

Bert just wiped his ass and found some tagg nuts !
by Alf Hart September 12, 2007

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