5 definitions by Alexmate

Bruce Lees

Erect Nipples. A play on Bruce Lee being a "hard Nip". Probably first used in the Viz magazine's Roger's Profanisaurus.

It was such a cold day I could see Carla's Bruce Lees through her blouse.

by Alexmate November 9, 2018

Treason May

Nickname for British Prime minister, Theresa May. The name came about after her constant bad Brexit policies and her previous lax policies on immigration as home secretary.

Treason May is a fuckin' joke. She couldn't even negotiate a fuck in a brothel.

by Alexmate November 14, 2018

WhatsApp Roulette

The adults only game were you film homemade porn with your partner. You quickly flick through your contacts on Whatsapp until someone say stop. Where it lands determines which lucky recipient gets sent the video and pics.

Kym: "Fancy playing Whatsapp roulette with this facial video?"
Ali: "Just make sure it doesn't get sent to my grandmother this time"
Kym: "Spin those wheels, Daddy"

by Alexmate October 17, 2022

Fleetwood Mac

Mockney rhyming slang for smack (heroin).

"Fuck off you Paraffin. I'm not going to give you give you 50 pence so you can spend it on Fleetwood Mac"

by Alexmate June 11, 2019

Donald Duck

Donald Duck is Cockney Rhyming slang for fuck.

"I couldn't give a Donald Duck if you went out with him"

"Fancy a Donald before work, love?"

by Alexmate November 12, 2018