175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

Adv. Synonym of 'anyway'. Also spelt anyroad. Northern British use

"Anyroad, did you see the old codger with the speckled bangers? Blimey!"

A polite way of verbally acknowledging someone's bowel movements.

"Phew! You're a little bit gusty today!"
"Must be the kebabs I had for breakfast."

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

"Honestly, I don't understand you conso lunatics!"

"That's a pretty tend watch."
"She's a bit tend."

Noun. All the fixtures and fittings necessary and expected - an abb. of all modern conveniences. {British Informal}

"Hey Brent, I just bought a new 'mobile on the weekend."
"Oh really, Julie? Does it have the all mod cons?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005