847 definitions by Alex
"Oh fuck this, I'm not waiting for ages just to take a slash, I'm breaking into the cripple crapper."
by Alex January 19, 2004
one of the worst swear words you'll ever hear in the United Kingdom, meaning testicles. It is NOT pronounced "bullocks" like some morons here in the US try to say it to sound cool. It's said exactly how it looks.
by Alex September 25, 2003
a remote control for an electronic device. origins coming obviously from the fact that in the days prior to remote controls, the black servants would "help out" by changing stations or adjusting the volume of radios, televisions, phonographs, etc...
by Alex January 25, 2005
1. A rather sharp piece or Plastic/Wood/Metal that is used in golf to mark a ball when ones ball is in the way of anothers balls line
2. Something i just stepped on and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!
2. Something i just stepped on and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!
by Alex August 8, 2003
(1) Noun. Invader Zim's little-known sidekick. Communicates through squeaks, and is able to persuade large masses of people with a single squeak.
(2) Noun. Any extremely tiny members of the moose family who communicate through squeeks. Standardly purple in color.
(2) Noun. Any extremely tiny members of the moose family who communicate through squeeks. Standardly purple in color.
(1) Minimoose! Get me the secret plans to destroy the Dib human!
(2) So I looked in my shoebox, and found a Minimoose gnawing on my shoe. Yeah. I kicked him good.
(2) So I looked in my shoebox, and found a Minimoose gnawing on my shoe. Yeah. I kicked him good.
by Alex April 19, 2003
To be a idiot
Total Dumba$$
More retarded and stupid than most dumb and most stupid
Miserable Failure (Check on google.com by entering miserable failure and then clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky")
Total Dumba$$
More retarded and stupid than most dumb and most stupid
Miserable Failure (Check on google.com by entering miserable failure and then clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky")
by Alex April 13, 2004