5 definitions by Alex Zer0

Rape

The one word on Urban Dictionary that almost has no definitions that actually defines the real term

Person 1: Does "rape" ever get defined on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Well...

by Alex Zer0 March 11, 2021

Penis

A magic horn in between a man's legs used to make a woman's tummy fat with a baby using voodoo mayonnaise from 2 meatballs connected to the magic horn.

Person 1: Fuck, my penis is small.
Person 2: Yes

by Alex Zer0 March 11, 2021

Joe Biden

1. A man whose brain has completely melted and is honestly not fit to lead the USA
2. A person that SJWs claim is the only candidate of the 2020 election that you can support apart from Trump.

SJW: Do you support Joe Biden?
Person 2: Actually, I don't. I support Bernie San-
SJW: YOU BIGOTED TRUMP-SUPPORTING CUNT

by Alex Zer0 March 11, 2021

The Bible

The funniest comedy of the millennium, due to the ridiculous actions, thought processes, and mindsets and beliefs held by the main character, God, and the absurdist nature of the events that happen throughout the story.

Person 1: Did you read the Bible today?
Person 2: *recalls Exodus 4:24-26 and other funny verses*

Also Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Person 2 Yet Again: Yeah, it was hilarious.
Person 1: Funniest thing I've ever read.

by Alex Zer0 March 11, 2021

Who’s Joe?

A death sentence, literally.

Internet Schmuck 1: “You know Joe?”
Internet Schmuck 2: “Who’s Joe?”
Internet Schmuck 1: “Joe M-“

by Alex Zer0 August 2, 2021