175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

per

How people say the name of my hometown when they can't pronounce the 'th' sound. It has become a bit of a cultural statement round these parts.

"I think I'll go vacation in Per'."
"Go see a speech therapist dude."

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle August 11, 2005

achievement

Successfully reaching OG during a sexual act.

"Britney Spears! Britney Spears! Britney Spears! Brit-........... uhh..... achievement!"
"Oh that's just sad."
"For ****'s sake! I'm in here! Get out!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

bb

Big Boobs. What more can I say?

"That girl has bb!"
"Indeed, hombre."

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

the eternal grunt

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

madfish

Affectionate term to a woman or man who shouts alot. A little boganish, but the love is there.

"Hey madfish!"
"WHATS UP, MOFO????!!!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

sherlock holmes

To pull a sherlock holmes, to lay back in a chair and start smoking/ taking drugs.

"Leo came right home from school and pulled a sherlock holmes! I mean, cummon!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 16, 2005